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Responsibly Made in The USA. Always.

This bold new innovation, developed exclusively for men, was designed to comfort a mans most precious region. The soft bedded material cups the full package. Once tucked inside, a soft specially-designed elastic band gently secures the testie towel in place, keeping them high and dry - just like its sister product, the Ta-Ta Towel. 


“I tried the Testie Towel on a whim, thinking it was nothing more than a novelty item for a laugh. Turns out, this thing is super comfortable! It’s perfect for lounging and running around the house. It’s so much more free than boxers, yet has more cushioning and stability for my jewels. I wear it all the time! My lady is into it too 😎”

James B.

“The Testie-Towel provides the perfect combination of comfort and absorption. The drawstring allows flexible support while promoting ease and comfort. The vibrant colors and relevant fabrics encourage sharing the product with my wife. I love this masculine counterpart to the Ta-Ta Bra!”

Bo W.

“The feel of a Testie Towel is indescribable. I basically made a Testie trial while going out to dinner. Instead of wearing underwear, I went commando with only the Testie Towel. I wore it for hours upon hours. It was just like heaven. No itch, sweat or discomfort entered the premises! If you want to spoil your junk and feel invincible, go with a Testie Towel.”

Colin K.